Quintessentially British Volume 2: Insulting & Rude Phrases – MIDNIGHT EDITION

Quintessentially British Volume 2: Insulting & Rude Phrases – MIDNIGHT EDITION Available now on Amazon

UK Buyers: £3.99 CLICK HERE TO BUY

Also available worldwide on Amazon, just search for ‘Quintessentially British Volume 2‘ on your local Amazon

Midnight edition printed on black paper for a unique experience. No need to worry about going over the lines and you can ensure your colourings look amazing against the deep and moody black background. Perfect for a rude and insulting colouring book. This volume contains 29 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds.

WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you.

Volume 3 will be out shortly, with even more words and phrases for your amusement.

Phrases included in this book:

1 What the fuck are you looking at?
2 What do you mean unicorns don’t exist, I am a motherfucking unicorn
3 Chill the fuck out
4 Stop talking shit
5 That was pretty fucking cuntish 6 Are you taking the piss?
7 I’m all out of fucks to give
8 Does it look like I give a fuck
9 You cheese eating surrender monkey
10: Mirrors can’t talk, and lucky for you they can’t tell you to fuck off either
11 People like you are the reason we have a middle finger
12 No need for insults your face says it all
13 It’s not that I’m smarter than you, it’s just you’re dumber than everyone else
14 Jealousy is a disease: Get well soon motherfucker
15 You’re very beautiful, no doubt about it. But I would still rather fuck a monkey
16 If I hurt your feelings in any way. I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that I don’t fucking care
17: Where did you come from? Shit!! Did someone leave your cage open
18 It’s not that I hate you. I just wish I had never fucking met you
19 Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fucking fingers and the middle one is for you
20 I’m not listening, but keep on talking I love the way you make my ears bleed
21 Life is great, you should try getting one sometime
22 I’m partial to Fucktard, although fuckface, dipshit and arsehole are good too
23 Hello, Good Evening and Bollocks
24 I wish he would shove a rabbit up his arse, strap a ferret to his Dick and then fuck himself
25 I really, really, really, really absolutely fucking hate you, you are nothing but a worthless pile of stinking dog shit, go fuck yourself.
26 Fuck You
27 Wow, what a fucktacular lack of judgement
28 Have I told you how much I appreciate you? No? Oh good
29: Thank you for buying our book, we appreciate your custom. Now Fuck off


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